The Worst Baby Names EVER. Like, EVER.

1/23 Hellzel. According to her, her mother liked Hazel but her dad was a biker and loved hells angels, so they came up with this mess.

2/23 Someone I know of named their son Cobra.

3/23 The teller at my bank is named Thermopylae. She had no idea, just that her mom liked it.

4/23 I taught a kid named Boy Boy. No, his middle name wasn't Boy. His first name was both.

5/23 Love-child Ermengarde. The parents were hippies, but still wanted to include the mother's grandmother's name.

6/23 Entire family named Walter-something. Sisters Walterneak, Walternia, I think there's a third but I don't remember what her awful Walter-ending was. and then brothers Walter II and Walter III. Apparently someone just decided to name her entire batch of children after their grandfather.

7/23 I work at a bank in North Florida and have been keeping a list of names I come across. My favorite so far is definitely "I'munique." It was on her ID and everything.

8/23 Met a young couple once with 3 kids named Messiah, Allah, and Deitora. Deitora. You know, like "deities"

9/23 Kaizyle. Mom liked the name Paisley, but it was too "normal" I guess so she went with that disaster. -_-

10/23 "Orgasm" -As the daughter of a Labor and Delivery nurse, I've heard an abundance of terrible baby names, but I'd have to say this is by far the worst! Sadly, I'm not kidding.

11/23 I know siblings named Justice, Liberty, and Star. There's a fourth sibling who got a regular name though, not sure why.

12/23 Some years ago, I ran in to an ex boyfriend at the gas station with his new girlfriend, her little boy in the back seat. His name was Rage.

13/23 When I was a teacher in Africa, one of my students was a boy named Mor'a'mang, which literally means "whose son is this?" even to the locals around me it sounded bizarre.

14/23 Jammy - kids parents thought this was the correct spelling of Jamie.

15/23 One kid was named Christmas and another kid was named Ice Man. Their parents were screwed up

16/23 Britney Shakira Beyonce, and they would call her by the full name every time.

17/23 A few years ago I heard of this very young couple who just had a baby and they were so obsessed with Facebook that they decided to name their child 'Like' after the like function on Facebook.

18/23 I knew a girl named I'adorher. Pronounced "I adore her."

19/23 Depreshaun.

20/23 Obamaniqua.

21/23 Cinderella Princess.

22/23 Delicious

23/23 Ho'nasty (pronounced Honesty)