Reddit was asked what the worst name they'd seen given to a child was and why. Well, we weren't disappointed!
The Worst Baby Names EVER. Like, EVER.
Loading...
-
1/23
1/23 Hellzel. According to her, her mother liked Hazel but her dad was a biker and loved hells angels, so they came up with this mess.
-
2/23
2/23 Someone I know of named their son Cobra.
-
3/23
3/23 The teller at my bank is named Thermopylae. She had no idea, just that her mom liked it.
-
4/23
4/23 I taught a kid named Boy Boy. No, his middle name wasn't Boy. His first name was both.
-
5/23
5/23 Love-child Ermengarde. The parents were hippies, but still wanted to include the mother's grandmother's name.
-
6/23
6/23 Entire family named Walter-something. Sisters Walterneak, Walternia, I think there's a third but I don't remember what her awful Walter-ending was. and then brothers Walter II and Walter III. Apparently someone just decided to name her entire batch of children after their grandfather.
-
7/23
7/23 I work at a bank in North Florida and have been keeping a list of names I come across. My favorite so far is definitely "I'munique." It was on her ID and everything.
-
8/23
8/23 Met a young couple once with 3 kids named Messiah, Allah, and Deitora. Deitora. You know, like "deities"
-
9/23
9/23 Kaizyle. Mom liked the name Paisley, but it was too "normal" I guess so she went with that disaster. -_-
-
10/23
10/23 "Orgasm" -As the daughter of a Labor and Delivery nurse, I've heard an abundance of terrible baby names, but I'd have to say this is by far the worst! Sadly, I'm not kidding.
-
11/23
11/23 I know siblings named Justice, Liberty, and Star. There's a fourth sibling who got a regular name though, not sure why.
-
12/23
12/23 Some years ago, I ran in to an ex boyfriend at the gas station with his new girlfriend, her little boy in the back seat. His name was Rage.
-
13/23
13/23 When I was a teacher in Africa, one of my students was a boy named Mor'a'mang, which literally means "whose son is this?" even to the locals around me it sounded bizarre.
-
14/23
14/23 Jammy - kids parents thought this was the correct spelling of Jamie.
-
15/23
15/23 One kid was named Christmas and another kid was named Ice Man. Their parents were screwed up
-
16/23
16/23 Britney Shakira Beyonce, and they would call her by the full name every time.
-
17/23
17/23 A few years ago I heard of this very young couple who just had a baby and they were so obsessed with Facebook that they decided to name their child 'Like' after the like function on Facebook.
-
18/23
18/23 I knew a girl named I'adorher. Pronounced "I adore her."
-
19/23
19/23 Depreshaun.
-
20/23
20/23 Obamaniqua.
-
21/23
21/23 Cinderella Princess.
-
22/23
22/23 Delicious
-
23/23
23/23 Ho'nasty (pronounced Honesty)
-
More Galleries