The Worst Baby Names EVER. Like, EVER.

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  • 1/23
    Hellzel. According to her, her mother liked Hazel but her dad was a biker and loved hells angels, so they came up with this mess.
    1/23 Hellzel. According to her, her mother liked Hazel but her dad was a biker and loved hells angels, so they came up with this mess.
  • 2/23
    Someone I know of named their son Cobra.
    2/23 Someone I know of named their son Cobra.
  • 3/23
    The teller at my bank is named Thermopylae. She had no idea, just that her mom liked it.
    3/23 The teller at my bank is named Thermopylae. She had no idea, just that her mom liked it.
  • 4/23
    I taught a kid named Boy Boy. No, his middle name wasn't Boy. His first name was both.
    4/23 I taught a kid named Boy Boy. No, his middle name wasn't Boy. His first name was both.
  • 5/23
    Love-child Ermengarde. The parents were hippies, but still wanted to include the mother's grandmother's name.
    5/23 Love-child Ermengarde. The parents were hippies, but still wanted to include the mother's grandmother's name.
  • 6/23
    Entire family named Walter-something. Sisters Walterneak, Walternia, I think there's a third but I don't remember what her awful Walter-ending was. and then brothers Walter II and Walter III. Apparently someone just decided to name her entire batch of children after their grandfather.
    6/23 Entire family named Walter-something. Sisters Walterneak, Walternia, I think there's a third but I don't remember what her awful Walter-ending was. and then brothers Walter II and Walter III. Apparently someone just decided to name her entire batch of children after their grandfather.
  • 7/23
    I work at a bank in North Florida and have been keeping a list of names I come across. My favorite so far is definitely "I'munique." It was on her ID and everything.
    7/23 I work at a bank in North Florida and have been keeping a list of names I come across. My favorite so far is definitely "I'munique." It was on her ID and everything.
  • 8/23
    Met a young couple once with 3 kids named Messiah, Allah, and Deitora. Deitora. You know, like "deities"
    8/23 Met a young couple once with 3 kids named Messiah, Allah, and Deitora. Deitora. You know, like "deities"
  • 9/23
    Kaizyle. Mom liked the name Paisley, but it was too "normal" I guess so she went with that disaster. -_-
    9/23 Kaizyle. Mom liked the name Paisley, but it was too "normal" I guess so she went with that disaster. -_-
  • 10/23
    "Orgasm" -As the daughter of a Labor and Delivery nurse, I've heard an abundance of terrible baby names, but I'd have to say this is by far the worst! Sadly, I'm not kidding.
    10/23 "Orgasm" -As the daughter of a Labor and Delivery nurse, I've heard an abundance of terrible baby names, but I'd have to say this is by far the worst! Sadly, I'm not kidding.
  • 11/23
    I know siblings named Justice, Liberty, and Star. There's a fourth sibling who got a regular name though, not sure why.
    11/23 I know siblings named Justice, Liberty, and Star. There's a fourth sibling who got a regular name though, not sure why.
  • 12/23
    Some years ago, I ran in to an ex boyfriend at the gas station with his new girlfriend, her little boy in the back seat. His name was Rage.
    12/23 Some years ago, I ran in to an ex boyfriend at the gas station with his new girlfriend, her little boy in the back seat. His name was Rage.
  • 13/23
    When I was a teacher in Africa, one of my students was a boy named Mor'a'mang, which literally means "whose son is this?" even to the locals around me it sounded bizarre.
    13/23 When I was a teacher in Africa, one of my students was a boy named Mor'a'mang, which literally means "whose son is this?" even to the locals around me it sounded bizarre.
  • 14/23
    Jammy - kids parents thought this was the correct spelling of Jamie.
    14/23 Jammy - kids parents thought this was the correct spelling of Jamie.
  • 15/23
    One kid was named Christmas and another kid was named Ice Man. Their parents were screwed up
    15/23 One kid was named Christmas and another kid was named Ice Man. Their parents were screwed up
  • 16/23
    Britney Shakira Beyonce, and they would call her by the full name every time.
    16/23 Britney Shakira Beyonce, and they would call her by the full name every time.
  • 17/23
    A few years ago I heard of this very young couple who just had a baby and they were so obsessed with Facebook that they decided to name their child 'Like' after the like function on Facebook.
    17/23 A few years ago I heard of this very young couple who just had a baby and they were so obsessed with Facebook that they decided to name their child 'Like' after the like function on Facebook.
  • 18/23
    I knew a girl named I'adorher. Pronounced "I adore her."
    18/23 I knew a girl named I'adorher. Pronounced "I adore her."
  • 19/23
    Depreshaun.
    19/23 Depreshaun.
  • 20/23
    Obamaniqua.
    20/23 Obamaniqua.
  • 21/23
    Cinderella Princess.
    21/23 Cinderella Princess.
  • 22/23
    Delicious
    22/23 Delicious
  • 23/23
    Ho'nasty (pronounced Honesty)
    23/23 Ho'nasty (pronounced Honesty)

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