Why Dating a Celeb Would Actually Suck

We all have the odd fantasies about Ryan Gosling/David Beckham/Channing Tatum sweeping us off our feet, but really, when you think about it, it would actually be the worst relationship ever. Here's a fair few reasons why…

1. With a normal guy, there's a limit to the stalking of his past that you can do. We're talking scrolling through all his old tagged pictures and discovering cosy pics of him with his exes. With a celebrity, you have the entire search results of Google to get through. And trust me every little detail of his past relationships will be all at the click of the mouse.

2. You couldn't just pop out of the house and grab a coffee without hordes of fans wanting selfies with your man. Leaving you to stand on the side-lines looking like a loser.

3. You wouldn't know if people were being friends with you for you, or because they think you can score them free tickets or invites to festivals/movie premieres/ the hottest parties.

4. When you got sympathetic eyes in the office at work, you'd know that there were yet more rumours sweeping the net about your beau hooking up with other girls whilst on tour.

5. Birthday and Christmas presents would be a nightmare. What do you get the guy who is rich enough to literally have everything?!

6. When you break up with a regular guy, it's pretty easy to avoid seeing them ever again by simply unfriending them on Facebook. Dating someone famous? To get the same result, you'd have to never use the internet/read a magazine/watch a movie ever again.

7. Other flirty, home- wrecking girls would be constantly trying to get between you and your boy.

8. With your celeb man, you'd be way too scared to leave the house without a full face of make-up for fear of paps jumping out of the bushes and getting a snap of you looking at your worse.

9. You'd never see them anyway. Their schedules are beyond crazy.

Convinced yet?

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