Vaughan's Elf On The Shelf 2015

Well would ya look who just showed up at our house and got glitter everywhere... It's only bloody Elfis Presently. Santa's #1 Elf & Smith Family Xmas regular. Behave yourself elf...

SpiderElf, SpiderElf, does whatever a spider can.#ElfisPresently was Peter Parker all along! He dons the famous web slinger's mask (and 100 filters for comic book effect) and swings into action to save Barbie & sneak a cheeky upside down kiss.

In a dimly lit dining room Elfis takes on Barbie at a game of pool. Barbie seems to employing her feminine wiles to distract our boy Elfis. Looks like a stack of cash up for grabs too...

Despite the Army Men's efforts Elfis is holding strong and won't give up the whereabouts of the hideout for his bearded leader who flouts No Fly Zones, Military Airspace Restrictions & enters the homes of millions without permission every year

Elfis took it upon himself to do some arts and crafts with our Bananas over night. My wife Sharde found him like this this morning in my absence. He looks pretty pleased with himself! Obviously a big minions fan.

Elfis has come back from the North Pole with a few little toys from Santa & a note that reads "Dear Indie & August, Elfis tells me you've both been very good girls so far, so I've sent with him four gifts, you can choose one each and the other gifts are to put under the #KMartWishingTree for kids who won't get many presents this Xmas. Love from Santa"

Hahaha Indie & August have gone for a weekend at Nana & GG's house, luckily Elfis has their address & followed them. Here we can see him showing some naked dolls how to do Snow Angels. This is my Father's finest hour of #ElfOnTheShelf

Apparently Indie & August wanted to bribe Santa with some pre-Xmas Scorched Almonds. Luckily the Grandparents had a small cache to spare. But it seeeeeems old Elfis got into them instead...

Elfis is using the kitchen lights for a little Candy Cane Monkey Bar Madness. No idea how he got up there. It's a big jump for a little man.

Indie was asking about the food collection at Kindy today. We told her not everyone has enough food all the time. She got a bit worried about that. So my wife had a word to Elfis about doing something nice tomorrow, not naughty, & he got her a boot load of food to take for the collection at Kindy.

Elfis you toilet paper wasting son of a gun. He took a fun trip down the stairs in a toilet paper roll.

I don't know what Elfis is cooking up for breakfast but someone hasn't seen That Sugar Film yet I'd say.

My boy Elfis on a hot picnic date with one of Indie's dolls when we woke up this morning. Both children have tried to eat the fairy bread he made so far. But complained of its stale nature, like he made it last night & didnt seal the picnic Tupperware properly.

Elfis went to Star Wars tonight then nipped back to the North Pole where Santa gave him some Candy Cane Seeds & Marshmallows to plant them in. The NZ soil isn't rich enough to grow candy canes. So if the girls can plant & not eat the seeds & marshmallows, Elfis will sprinkle North Pole Magic on them tomorrow night & we'll see what grows!

Indie resisted eating the Candy Cane seeds & marshmallows all day so we could plant them tonight before bed. And WHATTAYA KNOW old Elfis has come thru with some magic glitter from the North Pole to help the seeds grow & hey presto we've got fully grown candy canes!

It's Elfis' penultimate evening with us for 2015 & he's just winding down with some Cold Yoga.#SantasBestKeptSecret It's like Bikram, but the opposite. He's had a few toy's enroll for the class & they're nailing the #upwardfacingdog. Always remember to #NamaSTAYNICE and never lose#HoHoHope

Indie asked Elfis for some Xmas Tree Decorations from the North Pole & the cheeky bugger went and turned the hat rack into his own little Xmas Tree

Elfis has got himself involved in the #Blackfishmovement because he was lured in by hot activists. We've all been there...

Elfis taking some well deserved R&R. Got a drink, some party beads, some sunnies & a couple of elf-help books to get thru. And a bit of extra light from a lamp, obvs don't want to go back to a North Pole winter without that Southern Hemisphere Summer Tan.

Elfis having a fish. Caught the blue one. Obviously of legal size (comparatively) and leaving plenty more fish in the sink.

I was going to say he was starting to acquire an iiiiiinteresting aroma with his active lifestyle, but he has finally washed his clothes. Now to just relax until they're dry #LaundryDay

Elfis likes to live dangerously. To remind himself he's alive. Especially on a Monday... So he's set himself up a mean stunt jump!

He's gone unplugged. One elf. One guitar. More than one story to tell. Elfis Presently turned it on for a sold out concert in the lounge this morning.

Final #ElfOnTheShelf for 2015 as #ElfisPresentlyheads back to the North Pole with Santa tonight. Elfis messed with the wrong Ice Queen! Elsa freezes the cheeky little man right in his tracks!