A Husband Documents the Excuses His Wife Gave Him For Not Having Sex

A distressed Reddit user wrote to the relationships section that while she was heading away for a 10-day work trip that her husband had sent her an email with an Excel spreadsheet documenting all the times he had tried to initiate sex with her and the various excuses she had given him.

She wrote: 

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 "attempts" on his part.

Although one would imagine a person this petty and childish doesn’t deserve to get laid to begin with, the OP insists her husband isn’t usually like this: “This is a side of him I have never seen before—bitter, immature, full of hatred.”

She’s spent the last 24 hours trying to get hold of him, to no avail, and spent last night crying herself to sleep, she said.