What is Something You Enjoy But Would Never Admit to in Real Life?

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  • 1/12
    Picking my nose
    1/12 Picking my nose
  • 2/12
    Making weird noises and making up words when I'm alone. Plaklo iflic. I don't even know
    2/12 Making weird noises and making up words when I'm alone. Plaklo iflic. I don't even know
  • 3/12
    I love showering with the lights off. I know that's some serial killer shit but I just find it comforting.
    3/12 I love showering with the lights off. I know that's some serial killer shit but I just find it comforting.
  • 4/12
    I like smelling my own body odour. For some reason it doesn't smell bad for me and is actually somewhat satisfying.
    4/12 I like smelling my own body odour. For some reason it doesn't smell bad for me and is actually somewhat satisfying.
  • 5/12
    Maintaining a very complicated lie. It's hard as f**k, and the few times I've done it, it scratches this itch in my head.
    5/12 Maintaining a very complicated lie. It's hard as f**k, and the few times I've done it, it scratches this itch in my head.
  • 6/12
    Acting out fictional scenes, complete with multi-character dialogue, sound effects, gestures, etc. I play all the characters.
    6/12 Acting out fictional scenes, complete with multi-character dialogue, sound effects, gestures, etc. I play all the characters.
  • 7/12
    Being the little spoon (6ft male).
    7/12 Being the little spoon (6ft male).
  • 8/12
    I like completely underselling my strengths to people when I first meet them in order to guide their expectations of me to something I don't have to try very hard to achieve. Especially with acquaintances I rarely see and employers. Sometimes this results in me looking like a casual genius. Sometimes this results in people overlooking me as an incompetent. It's the best way to pretend that you don't give a f**k, when in reality your f**ks runeth over.
    8/12 I like completely underselling my strengths to people when I first meet them in order to guide their expectations of me to something I don't have to try very hard to achieve. Especially with acquaintances I rarely see and employers. Sometimes this results in me looking like a casual genius. Sometimes this results in people overlooking me as an incompetent. It's the best way to pretend that you don't give a f**k, when in reality your f**ks runeth over.
  • 9/12
    Having a bloody nose. I like standing over my sink and letting the blood drip down through my mustache.
    9/12 Having a bloody nose. I like standing over my sink and letting the blood drip down through my mustache.
  • 10/12
    Making up a complete fabrication of who I am and maintaining that lie to a person. I fly long international flights for work a few times a year and when I start inevitably talking to the person next to me, I'll come up with a complete bullshit alter-ego of myself and stay in character the entire time. I don't tell them anything outlandish. I'll just tell them something believable and mundane and carry on the plot. I'm not a compulsive liar or anything, and I feel bad about deceiving them. I just really like acting out a different role to someone that ultimately will not remember me anyway.
    10/12 Making up a complete fabrication of who I am and maintaining that lie to a person. I fly long international flights for work a few times a year and when I start inevitably talking to the person next to me, I'll come up with a complete bullshit alter-ego of myself and stay in character the entire time. I don't tell them anything outlandish. I'll just tell them something believable and mundane and carry on the plot. I'm not a compulsive liar or anything, and I feel bad about deceiving them. I just really like acting out a different role to someone that ultimately will not remember me anyway.
  • 11/12
    I really love looking at pregnant women's bellies.
    11/12 I really love looking at pregnant women's bellies.
  • 12/12
    I like it when people get angry at me. I find it entertaining watching their expression get angrier and angrier I can't help but start smiling and it seems to make the situation worse but I can't stop smiling and then I start to laugh.
    12/12 I like it when people get angry at me. I find it entertaining watching their expression get angrier and angrier I can't help but start smiling and it seems to make the situation worse but I can't stop smiling and then I start to laugh.

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