What is Something You Enjoy But Would Never Admit to in Real Life?

1/12 Picking my nose

2/12 Making weird noises and making up words when I'm alone. Plaklo iflic. I don't even know

3/12 I love showering with the lights off. I know that's some serial killer shit but I just find it comforting.

4/12 I like smelling my own body odour. For some reason it doesn't smell bad for me and is actually somewhat satisfying.

5/12 Maintaining a very complicated lie. It's hard as f**k, and the few times I've done it, it scratches this itch in my head.

6/12 Acting out fictional scenes, complete with multi-character dialogue, sound effects, gestures, etc. I play all the characters.

7/12 Being the little spoon (6ft male).

8/12 I like completely underselling my strengths to people when I first meet them in order to guide their expectations of me to something I don't have to try very hard to achieve. Especially with acquaintances I rarely see and employers. Sometimes this results in me looking like a casual genius. Sometimes this results in people overlooking me as an incompetent. It's the best way to pretend that you don't give a f**k, when in reality your f**ks runeth over.

9/12 Having a bloody nose. I like standing over my sink and letting the blood drip down through my mustache.

10/12 Making up a complete fabrication of who I am and maintaining that lie to a person. I fly long international flights for work a few times a year and when I start inevitably talking to the person next to me, I'll come up with a complete bullshit alter-ego of myself and stay in character the entire time. I don't tell them anything outlandish. I'll just tell them something believable and mundane and carry on the plot. I'm not a compulsive liar or anything, and I feel bad about deceiving them. I just really like acting out a different role to someone that ultimately will not remember me anyway.

11/12 I really love looking at pregnant women's bellies.

12/12 I like it when people get angry at me. I find it entertaining watching their expression get angrier and angrier I can't help but start smiling and it seems to make the situation worse but I can't stop smiling and then I start to laugh.