@Assholeparents Is The Most Hilarious Instagram Account
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1/23 There was a tiny piece of cilantro in her burrito so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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2/23 Meltdown because daddy won't let me play with the drill. #assholeparent
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3/23 I won't let her take a bath with the cat so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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4/23 I built him a fort and then he immediately destroyed it so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent.
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5/23
5/23 He can't drink his cereal milk through his straw because it has cereal stuck in it, so I'm an asshole. #AssholeParent
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6/23
6/23 I celebrated their ancestry with fun St. Patrick's day mustaches so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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7/23
7/23 I wouldn't let her watch Baby Einsteins on my Kindle AND eat her oatmeal at the same time, so I'm an #assholeparent.
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8/23
8/23 We wouldn't let her smash the cake until after we sang happy birthday, so we're assholes. #assholeparent
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9/23
9/23 She wanted a pony ride so I'm an asshole.
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10/23
10/23 We got married like a couple of assholes. #assholeparent
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11/23
11/23 I asked him to smile in the happiest place on earth so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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12/23
12/23 I wouldn't let her take a blanket, paci, bottle, laptop, baby doll and book into the store so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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13/23
13/23 I wouldn't let him eat my Chapstick, so I'm the asshole. #assholeparent
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14/23
14/23 I wouldn't let her put her toys in a milk-filled cereal bowl. #assholeparent
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15/23
15/23 I wouldn't let her stick a plastic straw in her sister's ears so I'm an #assholeparent.
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16/23
16/23 We have to leave target... #assholeparent
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17/23
17/23 I wouldn't let him play in the garbage, so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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18/23
18/23 I wouldn't "turn down the noise" in the restaurant (i.e. other customers talking) while she watched Frozen, so I'm an asshole #assholeparent
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19/23 I interrupted a lunch time snack of fresh dog poop. #assholeparent
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20/23
20/23 I wouldn't give him the hot wire rack from the toaster oven so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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21/23
21/23 I wouldn't let him eat the whole block of cheese so I'm an asshole. #assholeparent
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22/23
22/23 I wouldn't let him throw the baby chicks at the camera so I am an asshole. #assholeparent
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23/23 Mommy ate the last two Cheez Its therefore she is an asshole. #assholeparent
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You know how kids just lose it sometimes? One woman set up an Instagram account to show parents they're not alone when their kids lose it for no reason. And naturally, it's hilarious.