Apparently Men Hate It When You Wear This...

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  • 1/14
    High Waisted belts. Guys think belts should be on the hips, or not at all, apparently. "Belts that don't hold anything up - like WWE belts that can't even fit through the belt loops - what's the point?" Photo: Getty Images
    1/14 High Waisted belts. Guys think belts should be on the hips, or not at all, apparently. "Belts that don't hold anything up - like WWE belts that can't even fit through the belt loops - what's the point?" Photo: Getty Images
  • 2/14
    The High Waisted look. In general. “High-waisted shorts, a.k.a. denim diapers for hipsters.”
    2/14 The High Waisted look. In general. “High-waisted shorts, a.k.a. denim diapers for hipsters.”
  • 3/14
    Women's sizing systems. “Women’s sizes… there’s 00, 0, 2, 4 etc. Where’s size 1? What does this all mean?” Photo: Getty Images
    3/14 Women's sizing systems. “Women’s sizes… there’s 00, 0, 2, 4 etc. Where’s size 1? What does this all mean?” Photo: Getty Images
  • 4/14
    High heels. "High heels… just why? I wouldn’t care if they didn’t complain at the end of the night, but if they’re uncomfortable, then just don’t wear them!” They DO make us look taller and our legs better thoughhhh duhhh!
    4/14 High heels. "High heels… just why? I wouldn’t care if they didn’t complain at the end of the night, but if they’re uncomfortable, then just don’t wear them!” They DO make us look taller and our legs better thoughhhh duhhh!
  • 5/14
    Fake nails. “Fake Nails… do you not have real ones?”
    5/14 Fake nails. “Fake Nails… do you not have real ones?”
  • 6/14
    The hair pouf. “The thing where girls poof up the middle of their hair ridiculously large…. It makes it look like the air in their heads is leaking out, making their hair form this bubble.” Photo: Getty Images
    6/14 The hair pouf. “The thing where girls poof up the middle of their hair ridiculously large…. It makes it look like the air in their heads is leaking out, making their hair form this bubble.” Photo: Getty Images
  • 7/14
    Leggings. "I'm not much of a leggings guy either. Once in a while is fine, but as a standard pant option, it's boring and predictable. Florals spice it up a bit but they're also a little gimmicky."
    7/14 Leggings. "I'm not much of a leggings guy either. Once in a while is fine, but as a standard pant option, it's boring and predictable. Florals spice it up a bit but they're also a little gimmicky."
  • 8/14
    Empire lines. “I don’t know what they’re called but they’re kind of like boob curtains that makes it look like you’re trying to hide your second trimester.” Photo: Getty
    8/14 Empire lines. “I don’t know what they’re called but they’re kind of like boob curtains that makes it look like you’re trying to hide your second trimester.” Photo: Getty
  • 9/14
    Extra zippers. “Pointless zippers… my ex owned a shirt with a zipper all along the back of her shirt that didn’t do anything! When you unzipped it the shirt is still intact underneath. Why is it there?” Photo: Getty Images
    9/14 Extra zippers. “Pointless zippers… my ex owned a shirt with a zipper all along the back of her shirt that didn’t do anything! When you unzipped it the shirt is still intact underneath. Why is it there?” Photo: Getty Images
  • 10/14
    Fake eyelashes. “Fake eyelashes. I have never once in my life looked at a woman and said, “Wow she’s so hot! But those eyelashes just aren’t doing it for me.”
    10/14 Fake eyelashes. “Fake eyelashes. I have never once in my life looked at a woman and said, “Wow she’s so hot! But those eyelashes just aren’t doing it for me.”
  • 11/14
    Pantyhose. “I don’t get pantyhose. I know they’re supposed to tuck everything in and make your legs look sleek but I can’t get over how uncomfortable and restricting they must feel.” Photo: Getty Images
    11/14 Pantyhose. “I don’t get pantyhose. I know they’re supposed to tuck everything in and make your legs look sleek but I can’t get over how uncomfortable and restricting they must feel.” Photo: Getty Images
  • 12/14
    Wedge sneakers. "I hate Isabel Marant sneakers... f*** 'em to hell."
    12/14 Wedge sneakers. "I hate Isabel Marant sneakers... f*** 'em to hell."
  • 13/14
    Floppy hats. "There's this look I would call 'the bourgeoise bohemian" that involves those floppy felt hats. This look is played out."
    13/14 Floppy hats. "There's this look I would call 'the bourgeoise bohemian" that involves those floppy felt hats. This look is played out."
  • 14/14
    Mullet dresses. "Mullet dresses (called like uneven something or other)... I just don't get it -- where's the f**king party??? You are covering the back!" Photo: Getty Images
    14/14 Mullet dresses. "Mullet dresses (called like uneven something or other)... I just don't get it -- where's the f**king party??? You are covering the back!" Photo: Getty Images
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