Mum Slut Shames Taylor Swift on Twitter & People Can't Believe It

This is why we sometimes wish the internet didn't exist. So no one had to suffer when it comes to trolls like this. 

Jennifer Mayers describes herself as a 44-year-old wife, mother, and Christian from Louisiana, who ‘spreads positivity through Jesus Christ’.

She's definitely not spreading positivity.

A scroll through her Twitter feed (we don’t recommend it by the way), shows her to be pro-gun, racist (there are several vile comments made about the recent police shooting of Alton Sterling) and a Trump supporter.

But here's the real gold. One Twitter user came up with this ‘would-be-laughable-if-it-weren’t-so-offensive’ tweet in which she compared both her daughters’ and Taylor Swift’s vaginas to ham rolls. 

The reason I preach #Christianity. My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift's vagina represents the left. pic.twitter.com/4blQ5FrTJo

— Jennifer Mayers (@southern_mayers) June 16, 2016

Yes, WTF.

But don't give up hope yet because Twitter was not happy with her and were quick to point out that she was horrible (and also didn't really understand what she was talking about).

After collectively taking a moment to rub their eyes…

@southern_mayers @aljwhite @taylorswift13 wtaf

— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) July 6, 2016 

@southern_mayers 1) your visual is referring to labia not vaginas, 2) that's now how vaginas work regardless, 3) the sandwiches want cheese.

— SaucissonSec (@saucissonsec) July 6, 2016 

@southern_mayers 4) its really embarrassing when grown women don't understand how women's bodies work.

— SaucissonSec (@saucissonsec) July 6, 2016

People pointed out the flaws in her hammy labia analogy.

@saucissonsec @southern_mayers Saying women with large labia are loose is like saying people with big earlobes listen to a lot of music.

— F Underbunk (@funderbunk) July 7, 2016

For the avoidance of doubt, having a lot of sex doesn’t mean you will have a ‘loose’ vagina. In an interview with Women’s Health Magazine, women’s health specialist Dr. Jennifer Wider dismissed this idea out of hand.

‘Many people falsely assume that women who have less sex have ‘tighter’ vaginas, and women who have more sex have ‘looser’ vaginas – but this is just a complete misconception,’ she said. ‘[Vaginal muscles] contract and go back to their normal shape after sexual intercourse and also after childbirth.’

Meanwhile, this woman went right to the heart of the matter.

@aljwhite @southern_mayers @taylorswift13 I worry that she has never seen a vagina. Because that is some ham in a roll.

— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) July 6, 2016

Others were horrified for more reasons than just the obvious.

DID YOU CUT THE BREAD LENGTHWISE??? DID YOU MAKE HAM SANDWICH HOTDOGS???? WHAT KIND OF GOD TOLD YOU TO DO THAT????? https://t.co/7iu1pHUJ6t

— DVS (@DVSblast) July 6, 2016

A lot of people still aren’t totally convinced Jennifer Mayers isn’t just the dumbest parody account ever. Particularly as her timeline also includes such mind-blowingly oblivious comments as this:

I don't understand why people are so hateful and nasty to me online.

— Jennifer Mayers (@southern_mayers) July 7, 2016

So, who wants a ham sandwich?