- Publish Date
- Monday, 14 January 2019, 1:39PM
TV sex is always perfect, but we all know that isn't always the case.
1. One where lube is needed.
2. One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.
3. One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.
4. One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but, like, nothing is happening and the person going down now has lockjaw.
5. One where he gives you a towel after.
6. One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.
7. One where the guy’s dick gets bent during sex and he screams out in pain because he thinks it’s “broken.”
8. One where they haven’t showered, don't look perfect and are sweaty with major morning breath.
9. One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.
10. One where you’re awkwardly interrupted by a pet and you're both totally taken out of the mood.