Why Did You Get Suspended?

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  • 1/17
    "I got stood down for not shaving my beard"
    1/17 "I got stood down for not shaving my beard"
  • 2/17
    "A mate of mine got stood down from our school in Napier for walking through the main school courtyard naked with his backpack on. Another mate filmed it."
    2/17 "A mate of mine got stood down from our school in Napier for walking through the main school courtyard naked with his backpack on. Another mate filmed it."
  • 3/17
    "Condoms on the virgin Mary statue at a convent school!!"
    3/17 "Condoms on the virgin Mary statue at a convent school!!"
  • 4/17
    "I was nearly stood down for doing a speech about homophobia... They backed off when I pointed out not letting me do it was in fact homophobia."
    4/17 "I was nearly stood down for doing a speech about homophobia... They backed off when I pointed out not letting me do it was in fact homophobia."
  • 5/17
    "My aunt got stood down for stealing all the toilet paper from all the toilets. The police got called."
    5/17 "My aunt got stood down for stealing all the toilet paper from all the toilets. The police got called."
  • 6/17
    "A girl in my 3rd form class got stood down for shaving her head. When she came back to school she was made to wear a wig until her hair grew back. WTF."
    6/17 "A girl in my 3rd form class got stood down for shaving her head. When she came back to school she was made to wear a wig until her hair grew back. WTF."
  • 7/17
    "I went to Fairfield College in Hamilton someone drew a large penis on the field with round up. It showed up on Google maps."
    7/17 "I went to Fairfield College in Hamilton someone drew a large penis on the field with round up. It showed up on Google maps."
  • 8/17
    "Nelson College For Girls student streaked at Nelson college 1st xv rugby final. Her friend then sold the photo to the Nelson Mail and headline read 'storm in a b-cup'"
    8/17 "Nelson College For Girls student streaked at Nelson college 1st xv rugby final. Her friend then sold the photo to the Nelson Mail and headline read 'storm in a b-cup'"
  • 9/17
    "My mate got expelled because he dropped a sparkler bomb down the drain and it blew up part of the surge system and whole school had to go home."
    9/17 "My mate got expelled because he dropped a sparkler bomb down the drain and it blew up part of the surge system and whole school had to go home."
  • 10/17
    "Back in the 1960s my uncle 'borrowed' a fire engine that was at the school for a fire drill. Wasn't invited back to finish his high school career."
    10/17 "Back in the 1960s my uncle 'borrowed' a fire engine that was at the school for a fire drill. Wasn't invited back to finish his high school career."
  • 11/17
    "I was a student leader and used the week exam leave to go to lake taupo with my mates. The dean and principle saw it as a bad example so we got suspended."
    11/17 "I was a student leader and used the week exam leave to go to lake taupo with my mates. The dean and principle saw it as a bad example so we got suspended."
  • 12/17
    "My school’s legendary stand down was where a student wasn't allowed to go toilet in an exam so he shat in a plastic bag and pissed in a bottle and gave it to the teacher."
    12/17 "My school’s legendary stand down was where a student wasn't allowed to go toilet in an exam so he shat in a plastic bag and pissed in a bottle and gave it to the teacher."
  • 13/17
    "We had to legends who got stood down for throwing bath bombs into the school swimming pool (during summer) which then had to emptied."
    13/17 "We had to legends who got stood down for throwing bath bombs into the school swimming pool (during summer) which then had to emptied."
  • 14/17
    "A girl at my intermediate got stood down for a week after she threw mashed potatoes at a pregnant art teacher."
    14/17 "A girl at my intermediate got stood down for a week after she threw mashed potatoes at a pregnant art teacher."
  • 15/17
    "I went to a very catholic school and someone was expelled for getting a tattoo of Tupac and biggie on their forearm lol."
    15/17 "I went to a very catholic school and someone was expelled for getting a tattoo of Tupac and biggie on their forearm lol."
  • 16/17
    "When I went to school a group stole the national anthem video and taped porn halfway through it."
    16/17 "When I went to school a group stole the national anthem video and taped porn halfway through it."
  • 17/17
    "School in Dublin. Half the year got suspended for throwing a teacher in a river on the geography field trip."
    17/17 "School in Dublin. Half the year got suspended for throwing a teacher in a river on the geography field trip."

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