This is actually what the K in K bar stands for... and we're not ok with it

Publish date
Friday, 1 Dec 2017, 10:28AM

Ok so are you ready for some life changing news? 

Someone from thespinoff.co.nz decided to do some research as to what the 'K' in K Bar actually stands for and the results are extremely disappointing.

The K in K Bar stands for… Kwench.

Yep. Your world will never be the same again, right? 

 

Hayden from the Spinoff wanted to know what the K in K Bar even meant and after hitting up all of Whittaker's social media accounts he ended up with a tweet from Seven Sharp reporter Kristin Hall, who claimed the “K” stood for “kwench”.

No. This is not okay. This can't be true. But the evidence stacked up.

A blog written by what seemed to be an elderly person spoke of a youth spent subsisting on “Kwench Bars”, “boots” and “shoes”.

A tweet to Whittaker’s from 2011 contained only the word “kwench”.

And then came the response from the brand themselves.

They were asked: “Do you have any info on why it was named Kwench?”

And what did Whittaker’s go and bloody say? 

OK WHAT. WHY WOULD YOU SPELL THE WORD QUENCH WITH A K!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

And then comes the 'I thought quench was used to describe thirst' part of it. The dictionary definition of quench is:

1. to drink liquid so that you stop being thirsty:

2. to use water to put out a fire

Kwenching is an activity exclusively reserved for liquid.

K Bars are literally the opposite of liquid. They are break-your-teeth hard. What is going on with this? We can't handle it. 

 

Source: Thespinoff.co.nz

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