New Business Sends Rude Lollies to Enemies
- Publish date
- Monday, 23 Mar 2015, 5:45PM
A new anonymous service has been set up allowing users to send a bag of edible gummy penises to "that special someone" anywhere in the world.
"Dicks by Mail is the easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal," the cheeky US company write on their website.
"Send a bag of dicks to that special someone in your life. That ex-girlfriend, annoying co-worker or terrible president that tries to shove healthcare down your throat."
A 140g bag of the rainbow coloured sweets costs US$15 plus shipping, which is kept anonymous, with "a friendly reminder to the recipient to get their daily dose of vitamin D".
The package from dicksbymail.com contains a note boldly exclaiming "EAT A BAG OF DICKS. Nothing More. Nothing Less".
The website also has a friendly reminder about their service: "It's not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks".
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