Man's "Banana" Injured By Banana In Drive-By "Fruiting"

A man was taken to hospital after claiming a banana launched from a passing vehicle slammed into his private parts in a drive-by 'fruiting'.

Police said the Massachusetts man was discovered lying at the roadside, writhing in agony. 

In his report, Officer Richard Mazza said: “[The] male party stated he was 'struck in the banana by a banana'.

"When asked what he meant, he stated he was struck in the groin by a banana thrown out of the window of a passing vehicle."

Reportedly, the man was taken to Noble Hospital at his and given a sick note to take the next day off work,

Police have not found any evidence to support the man's story.

In Officer Mazza's words, the search for the offending banana was "fruitless".

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