Americans don't use this common kitchen appliance and we're horrified
- Publish date
- Thursday, 16 Mar 2017, 11:36AM

New Zealanders are definitely a fan of coffee. And tea for that matter. We looooove a hot beverage.Â
But there's a fact that has blown our minds. Apparently there's a fair percentage of Americans who don't know what an electric kettle is. Yeah, we thought it was a joke too, until we looked into it more and nope, it's not a thing. Â
And people are utterly horrified at this fact.Â
nothin fucked me up as much as learning Americans don't own kettles. no wonder trump won
— Lucy Valentine (@LucyXIV) March 8, 2017
america: our president will kill everyone
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) March 8, 2017
me: no surprises
america: we boil water in the microwave
me: fuck me rigid with the kings corpse
One Aussie writer even said that the electric kettle is a more "commonplace feature in the Australian home than the fridge".
It went downhill from there. People started discovering that there's a population of Americans who actually microwave their water.Â
I just heard americans microwave water. If you're american you legally have to disclose every weird fucken thing you do to me, right now,
— erstwhile pooper (@lonelydandruff) March 8, 2017
@Shuttlecock
— Tiger the Werewolf (@HyperTigerXT) March 8, 2017
Mostly they use the microwave
People can't believe that they've resorted to boiling the water like a bunch of savages.
@ImogenDunlevie @LucyXIV what!?! So they boil water on the stove? In a saucepan or do they have "Polly Put The Kettle On" kettles?
— Jo (@eskimojo) March 8, 2017
Some users think they could use their liberal gun laws to satisfy the need for tea.
@rhodopsintea @thomas_violence @MrReidOrg actually, they fire into the water with a semi-automatic rifle
— so-called bog dad (@AynRandy) March 8, 2017
Someone offered up a dose of sanity, however, explaining why electric kettles haven't really taken off in the US like other parts of the world.
It's because most US homes' electricity are hardwired to deploy 120-volts of power to its outlets as opposed to countries like Australia's 240-volts. Other places get more power with their outlets so their kettles boil water faster.Â
We're not quite sure we can carry on our lives in the same way after learning this...
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