Bree & Clint are running a half marathon... with ZERO training

Publish date: Monday, 21 Sep 2026, 4:44PM

Bree & Clint have decided to run a half marathon with absolutely no training

In a move that has shocked fitness experts, concerned friends, and honestly... themselves, Bree & Clint have announced they're taking on a half marathon despite doing approximately zero training.

The idea came after the pair discovered that music producer Benny Blanco completed a half marathon after making the decision during a late-night drinking session. Naturally, instead of seeing this as a unique and slightly alarming achievement, Bree & Clint saw it as inspiration.

"How hard can it be?" is reportedly the level of research that has gone into their preparation so far.

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The challenge isn't a full marathon, let's be clear. It's a half marathon, which is still a perfectly reasonable 21.1 kilometres of continuous running. For context, that's a distance many people spend months training for. Bree & Clint are spending days.

After publicly committing to the challenge, the pair sought advice from experienced marathon runner Brodie Kane. Unfortunately for them, the feedback wasn't exactly encouraging.

According to Brodie, their plan is, in professional terms, "idiotic" and it's probably going to hurt. A lot.

To make matters even more chaotic, the duo plan to run laps around Auckland's Victoria Park rather than tackling a scenic point-to-point course. Their reasoning? If things go badly, they'll never be too far from the radio station... or the pub.

Honestly, that's the most Bree & Clint thing we've ever heard.

Whether they cross the finish line looking triumphant or are found negotiating with an Uber halfway through remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: we'll be following every painful step of the journey.

And if they somehow pull this off, expect every person who's ever walked past a gym and thought "yeah, I could probably do that" to become unbearably confident.

Good luck, Bree & Clint.

You're probably going to need it. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️💀