Man Experiences World's Loneliest Stag Do

He was pretty positive at the start - heading to a Chicago Bears game 

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Things got a bit lonely on the party boat 

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"This is Michelle. Her and her family sat next to me on the boat (the seats that my friends would've been occupying had they made it here). She showed genuine remorse for my situation - So much so that she gave me a mini bottle of Cabernet before telling her kids 'let's go sit somewhere else and let the sad man be alone'. Thanks, Michelle!"

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"Now I can pick any horse that I want."

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Robert gave Tinder a go for the first time! 

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"Tinder update! It got real weird real quick. Think I'll stick to asking for recommendations from the hotel concierge #chicagoforone"

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"This is Ray. He was the captain of my water taxi. After hearing my story he insisted I wear a life vest to ensure my safety. Accordingly to him "you must live in order to keep the bachelor party dream alive". Thanks, Ray! Sidenote - as apropos as it is that I'm literally blue in this picture, that was a random coincidence, not an added filter meant to illustrate my current mood."

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"Both my hotel concierge Alex and new friends on Tinder agree - The Bean at Millennial Park is a must for a great photo-shoot. "It's the perfect for spot for a wacky photo with all your friends in front of the Chicago Skyline". Thanks, Alex!"

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Hahaha aww Robert! 

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"This is Aryana. She assures me that "the bus will be here soon. Just wait."...I've heard that one before. Thanks, Aryana! #chicagoforone"

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The stag Jake finally arrived! 

"This is Jake. He's the bachelor who's party I've been celebrating. After spending 40+ hrs in flight purgatory he has finally arrived and was so excited that he couldn't help scream "thanks for making my weekend all about you". You're welcome, Jake...welcome to your bachelor party! #chicagowithfriends On a side note - I'd like to thank everyone for their unwavering support in my time of loneliness. Chicago is an amazing city with even more amazing people. I've had 2 days to experience this first hand and now I'm asking that you show the bachelor the same hospitality! He's been cooped up in a hotel in Queens since yesterday and now only has 48 hrs to make up for lost time! I'll keep posting where we are and if you can come meet up, have a drink and help us give him the best damn bachelor party ever! Thanks, everyone!"

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ROBERT IS FINALLY REUNITED WITH HIS FRIENDS!!

"@studioparischi gave us the VIP treatment. No lines and free drinks but most importantly a dance floor of potential friends. One friendly even said "you're that guy". Yes. Yes I am!"

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