1/15 The saying 'Money can't buy you happiness' should be changed to 'Money can't prevent sadness'. Photo: Getty
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2/15 A college diploma is just a receipt. Photo: Getty
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3/15 In Adam Sandler movies, the wife always has to be a total babe so decent looking children make sense. Photo: Getty
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4/15 The name of the band "Gorillaz" is a pun, because a group of gorillas is called a band. Photo: Getty
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5/15 I wonder what it'd be like to see an album of all the photos you're unknowingly in the background of. Photo: Getty
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6/15 A good retort to "The early bird gets the worm" is "The early worm gets eaten." Photo: Getty
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7/15 At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays. Photo: Getty
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8/15 What if dogs only like getting petted because they think we enjoy doing it and want to make us happy. Photo: Getty
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9/15 For the last season of American Idol, they should have all the former winners come back and compete against each other to decide who the all - time best is.
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10/15 Every time parents tell others about their children misbehaving, they indirectly brag about their poor parenting. Photo: Getty
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11/15 When you buckle yourself in, you're attaching a car to your body. Photo: Getty
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12/15 Grass is just land hair. Photo: Getty
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13/15 There will probably be Internet historians in the future who study old websites and their significance in society. Photo: Getty
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14/15 If you punch yourself and it hurts, does that make you strong or weak? Photo: Getty
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15/15 Your eyes will never EVER be able to truly see your face. Photo: Getty