A Few Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

1/15 The saying 'Money can't buy you happiness' should be changed to 'Money can't prevent sadness'. Photo: Getty

2/15 A college diploma is just a receipt. Photo: Getty

3/15 In Adam Sandler movies, the wife always has to be a total babe so decent looking children make sense. Photo: Getty

4/15 The name of the band "Gorillaz" is a pun, because a group of gorillas is called a band. Photo: Getty

5/15 I wonder what it'd be like to see an album of all the photos you're unknowingly in the background of. Photo: Getty

6/15 A good retort to "The early bird gets the worm" is "The early worm gets eaten." Photo: Getty

7/15 At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays. Photo: Getty

8/15 What if dogs only like getting petted because they think we enjoy doing it and want to make us happy. Photo: Getty

9/15 For the last season of American Idol, they should have all the former winners come back and compete against each other to decide who the all - time best is.

10/15 Every time parents tell others about their children misbehaving, they indirectly brag about their poor parenting. Photo: Getty

11/15 When you buckle yourself in, you're attaching a car to your body. Photo: Getty

12/15 Grass is just land hair. Photo: Getty

13/15 There will probably be Internet historians in the future who study old websites and their significance in society. Photo: Getty

14/15 If you punch yourself and it hurts, does that make you strong or weak? Photo: Getty

15/15 Your eyes will never EVER be able to truly see your face. Photo: Getty