The Thirteenth Quest: The Wrong Kind of Fireworks

Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend.

In this episode, we talk about a toxic relationship and abortion. We acknowledge these might be sensitive topics for some listeners, so if this could stir up negative feelings for you, you may want to skip this episode.

Still questing for love, Morgan matches with a manly new man who fans the flames of their budding romance (and, more literally, the beach fire he built on their first date) with a leaf blower. It’s all power tools and power and control with this guy as he tries to mold Morgan into the skateboarding fisherwoman of his dreams.

When Morgan discovers three months in that the aptly nicknamed ‘Leaf Blower’ is still on Tinder, she bakes her way into a commitment and straight into his trap. Emotional fireworks lead to toxic make-up sex, and real (shitty backyard) fireworks lead to a lost eardrum.

Leaf Blower’s lack of empathy finally pushes Morgan over the edge, and she ends it, only to discover a situation that threatens to tie her to this man for the rest of her life.

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