The Fourteenth Quest: That Doesn’t Look Like the Cock I Met Last Night 

Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend.

This episode contains muchos dicks. Although not all dicks in this episode are what they seem…

Scarred by the Leafblower saga, Morgan is now dubious of her man-picking radar. But that doesn’t mean she’s not horny, and she can’t resist when ANOTHER military man slides into her DMs. Morgan is enticed by the fantasy of a younger man, until his card declines when he tries to buy her a drink.

Things heat up again when he sends a thirst trap of an impressive bulge. Naturally, Morgan has to experience this dick, but she’s undeniably disappointed to discover the goods don’t match the advertising. Further probing (but not THAT kind of probing) reveals this guy is packing more than just penis insecurity down his sweatpants.

Plus, hear how Hayley and Rachel got on edging themselves, and why Morgan only scrapes a half pass on her Homeplay.

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