Graham Norton has given his own 'red chair' story and it's f**king horrific

Publish Date
Friday, 23 June 2017, 11:02AM
Photo: BBC

Photo: BBC

He's the Irish talk show host whose tales of escapades often leave his audience in stitches during their 'red chair' confessions.

And Graham Norton, 54, has been forced to make his own embarrassing admission as he denied having ever had intimate relations with his dog.

Owner of pooches Bailey and Madge, Graham took to his own 'red chair', revealing an embarrassing consequence of having relations with a 'gentleman caller.'

'I had a gentlemen caller,' began Graham.

'The next morning I waved goodbye to him and slammed the door bye, and that was that. I went upstairs to clean up some of the debris... things you don’t want the cleaner to find.'

'I was putting everything away, but there was one bit of debris I could not find.'

To his dismay, this crucial piece of 'debris' was not discovered.

'I looked in the bin; it wasn't there. I thought, "Well, I couldn't have tried to flush that down the toilet, it must have gone. Where on earth is it?"'

'It actually got to the point where I phoned the gentleman caller and said, "Do you know what happened to the thing?" and he said, "No, I don’t know what happened to it". So I thought that must just be a mystery. That is a mystery!'

However, the mystery was soon to be uncovered just a couple of days later, while Graham was walking his dogs in a rather public location.


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'Wednesday morning I was out and about in the park as usual with my dog, Bailey - quite a big Labradoodle - he did his business and I picked that up.

'I walked over and I put that in the bin and then I looked back and Bailey is lying on the ground clawing at his backside.

In a turn of events embarrassing enough to make anyone cringe, Graham's dog had produced the 'debris' as he had done his business.

'There it was, like a great big ghostly finger hanging out of him.'

'I had to get it out. Now, all I'll say is no matter how stretchy you think they are, you've no idea! Honestly, I was half way across the park with this thing!

'I mean, it’s morning time, mothers with their children were going to school. I went, "No I did not have sex with my dog!"

'Anyway, that would be my red chair story.'

 

This article was first published on Daily Mail and is republished here with permission.