Small Boobs Struggles

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    1. Praying to the food Gods that the fried chicken you just ate goes straight to your boobs and not your thighs (again). After years of dealing with, “Why don’t you try putting some weight on? I’m sure some of it will go to your boobs,” you finally decide to give it a go. Despite all your better judgment, you attempt to put on weight in “all the right places.” Does it work? Of course it doesn’t. Because, if life were that kind to you, it would have just graced you with bigger boobs to begin with.
    1/9 1. Praying to the food Gods that the fried chicken you just ate goes straight to your boobs and not your thighs (again). After years of dealing with, “Why don’t you try putting some weight on? I’m sure some of it will go to your boobs,” you finally decide to give it a go. Despite all your better judgment, you attempt to put on weight in “all the right places.” Does it work? Of course it doesn’t. Because, if life were that kind to you, it would have just graced you with bigger boobs to begin with.
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    2. Dating a new guy and wondering if he’ll feel conned once you take your XXL gel bra off. Do you just casually bring up the fact you're flat chested at some point to avoid disappointment? (Photo: Getty)
    2/9 2. Dating a new guy and wondering if he’ll feel conned once you take your XXL gel bra off. Do you just casually bring up the fact you're flat chested at some point to avoid disappointment? (Photo: Getty)
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    3. Avoiding ever lying down naked in the fear they might disappear altogether. Bra sex is hot, right? If he can keep his socks on, we can keep our bras on and that’s that.
    3/9 3. Avoiding ever lying down naked in the fear they might disappear altogether. Bra sex is hot, right? If he can keep his socks on, we can keep our bras on and that’s that.
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    4. Spending your life secretly dreading the day your 13-year-old cousin hits puberty and develops bigger breasts than you. That's not wrong aye? (Photo: Getty)
    4/9 4. Spending your life secretly dreading the day your 13-year-old cousin hits puberty and develops bigger breasts than you. That's not wrong aye? (Photo: Getty)
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    5. Having to resist bitch slapping people who say things like, “You’re so lucky, I bet you don’t even need to wear a bra.” To be clear, not wearing a bra is pointless because (believe it or not) it only makes them look smaller. Not to mention, I don’t need everyone to know every time I’m feeling a little bit chilly. (Photo: Getty)
    5/9 5. Having to resist bitch slapping people who say things like, “You’re so lucky, I bet you don’t even need to wear a bra.” To be clear, not wearing a bra is pointless because (believe it or not) it only makes them look smaller. Not to mention, I don’t need everyone to know every time I’m feeling a little bit chilly. (Photo: Getty)
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    6. Convincing your doctor to put you on a contraceptive pill because it might increase your cup size. (It never does.) If I had a dollar for every time I heard the phrase, “My boobs have gotten enormous since I went on the pill,” I’d probably be able to afford the breast enlargement surgery I so desperately need.
    6/9 6. Convincing your doctor to put you on a contraceptive pill because it might increase your cup size. (It never does.) If I had a dollar for every time I heard the phrase, “My boobs have gotten enormous since I went on the pill,” I’d probably be able to afford the breast enlargement surgery I so desperately need.
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    7. Having a nice ass but no boobs to match. If squatting makes your bum bigger, then surely pushups should make your boobs bigger? But, alas, no. (Photo: Getty)
    7/9 7. Having a nice ass but no boobs to match. If squatting makes your bum bigger, then surely pushups should make your boobs bigger? But, alas, no. (Photo: Getty)
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    8. Having to use your gym membership because if you get fat, your stomach will stick out further than your breasts. Believe me, that will only make them look smaller by contrast.
    8/9 8. Having to use your gym membership because if you get fat, your stomach will stick out further than your breasts. Believe me, that will only make them look smaller by contrast.
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    10. Having to deal with larger-breasted people claiming “padded bras are false advertising.” Well, so is makeup, Photoshop, Spanx and filters on Instagram, but that doesn’t stop the rest of y’all, now does it?
    9/9 10. Having to deal with larger-breasted people claiming “padded bras are false advertising.” Well, so is makeup, Photoshop, Spanx and filters on Instagram, but that doesn’t stop the rest of y’all, now does it?
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